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‘When’s weed going to be legal?’ man demands, for a friend 

April 8, 2021

Cannabis legalisation Luxembourg

A resident who finds it curious that the government promised years ago to legalize cannabis has demanded to know when they’re going to deliver.   “Not for me, it’s for a friend who is eagerly waiting,” he said. “Not that I’m opposed to cannabis, of course, and people say it’s safer than alcohol, less detrimental to […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Leisure and Lifestyle, Politics and Government

‘Wait, no, we’re actually against free movement,’ confirms government 

February 25, 2021

Police Luxembourg curfew

Following recent claims from the minister of foreign affairs that it’s wrong to limit free movement, the government has backtracked, now insisting it’s perfectly acceptable to limit free movement. “Jean Asselborn was just talking a rubbish when he said all that stuff in defence of free movement,” said a government source, referring to remarks Asselborn […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Politics and Government

How to say ‘Yo bitches, where’s my vaccine?’ in a nice way

February 24, 2021

Vaccine Luxembourg bitches vaccine

Most of us who have relocated to Luxembourg like it here. Many of us love the country. And you probably know at least one expat who loves it in a way that is still illegal in many parts of the world.  However, in the time of Covid, our warm feelings for the country are peppered […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Politics and Government

Government unveils vaccination phases 7 to 17

February 12, 2021

Luxembourg vaccination phases

Following the release of the vaccination campaign which includes six phases based on age, the Ministry of Health has unveiled a follow-up campaign to catch people who slip through the first one. This second campaign, known simply as Campaign II, will consist of phases seven to 17 – providing more than enough opportunities for everyone […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Politics and Government

Adorable: kid draws picture for education minister 

February 9, 2021

Luxembourg child drawing

Following last week’s fun surprise order for schools to close, a Luxembourg child has drawn an adorable thank-you picture ostensibly meant for Claude Meisch, the Minister of Education, Children, and Youth. Enzo Borelli, aged 8, drew the picture on Monday, but it’s not clear if it ever arrived at the ministry because the envelope child […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Education, Featured Article, Politics and Government

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