NOBODY WANTS TO TALK TO ME ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY ALL THINK I’M SHOUTING AT THEM. By Wise Expat Sage DEAR WISE EXPAT SAGE, I DESPERATELY NEED YOUR HELP. MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK. NOBODY AT WORK RESPONDS TO MY MESSAGES ANYMORE. PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK BLOCK ME. I WROTE AN EMAIL TO A COMPUTER REPAIRMAN […]
Archives for April 2020
‘Get in our way and we’ll breathe in your face,’ Luxembourg joggers remind public
Luxembourg joggers have issued a reminder that if they approach you on the sidewalk and you don’t get out of their way, they’re going to breathe in your face, but only for a moment, and in any case you shouldn’t be alarmed. “I’m a fitness addict who hasn’t had a cold in six years, so […]
‘Beautiful day to spread coronavirus,’ says everyone outside today
Thousands of people in Luxembourg looked out the window this morning, saw the clear skies, and decided it was ideal weather to go outside and spread the coronavirus a little. “It would be a shame to spend the beautiful day inside, keeping our germs to ourselves,” said father Alarvo Encants, a resident of Luxembourg City. […]
Rant: stop reminding everyone to stay at home
“Stay at home.” Far more than sage advice, these words have become a mantra, an incantation, and they’re repeated by everyone, everywhere about 1000 times per day. What I want to know is this: why? Is there some kind of a pandemic going on? Oh, a virus you say? Sounds familiar. By now, everyone from […]
Got something to say but you’re too afraid to say it? Send it to us.
Have you got something to say but you’re too afraid of social media mobs, your boss, or your spouse to say it? Send it to us and as long as it’s intelligible, related to life in Luxembourg, and not too crazy (we don’t even know what the media laws are, but we assume there are […]