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Tinder user wants to know when he can go back to banging new chick every night

April 22, 2020

Luxembourg Tinder user

A Tinder user from Luxembourg City has confirmed that he hasn’t had a one-night stand since mid-March, and he’s calling on the government to let him know when he’ll be able start banging a new chick every night again.  “It’s cool that Hornbach is open in case I need some bathroom tiles or a can […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Politics and Government

‘One month equals 46,080 minutes,’ demonic child informs mother

April 15, 2020

Luxembourg child school

A child from Beggen who is clearly driven by evil and a desire to inflict pain on innocent people casually informed his mother on Wednesday evening that one month equals 46,080 minutes.  The vile calculation came just moments after Betina Moltze, 36, told her son Viktor that the Ministry of Education had announced that schools […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Education, Featured Article, Parenting

Luxembourg Wurst magazine, Spring 2020

April 14, 2020

Luxembourg Wurst magazine spring 2020

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Luxembourg Wurst Magazine

‘Get in our way and we’ll breathe in your face,’ Luxembourg joggers remind public

April 8, 2020

Luxembourg jogger coronavirus

Luxembourg joggers have issued a reminder that if they approach you on the sidewalk and you don’t get out of their way, they’re going to breathe in your face, but only for a moment, and in any case you shouldn’t be alarmed.  “I’m a fitness addict who hasn’t had a cold in six years, so […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Health, Leisure and Lifestyle

‘Beautiful day to spread coronavirus,’ says everyone outside today

April 5, 2020

Coronavirus Luxembourg park weather sun

Thousands of people in Luxembourg looked out the window this morning, saw the clear skies, and decided it was ideal weather to go outside and spread the coronavirus a little. “It would be a shame to spend the beautiful day inside, keeping our germs to ourselves,” said father Alarvo Encants, a resident of Luxembourg City. […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Health, Leisure and Lifestyle

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