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Luxembourg to allow people to live in underground caves as long as they call themselves ‘troglodytes’ and refer to homeowners as ‘my lord’ and ‘my lady’ 

Aware that the skyrocketing cost of property has caused many people in Luxembourg to reconsider staying in the country, officials have announced they will now allow low- and medium-income residents to live in underground caves. “This will allow people to continue benefiting from Luxembourg residency while avoiding what they see as extortionate housing prices,” says […]

Luxembourg to require muggers to speak all 3 languages

Saying that foreign thieves should give as much respect to Luxembourg as Luxembourg gives to them, anyone wishing to forcibly steal in public must now demonstrate proficiency in the three official languages.  Before entering into the increasingly popular field of violent street theft, aspiring muggers will have to pass a language exam administered by the INL, […]

Chatty banker cannot wait to talk over musicians once venues fully reopen 

Luxembourg’s live music scene has been hit hard by the pandemic and fans are chomping at the bit to get back into sweaty halls once more, perhaps none more than Chad Whispersnout. For Whispersnout, the music is a secondary concern, however. Indeed, for the brash American expat, concerts are merely a place where he can […]