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7 Valentine’s Day gifts in the time of coronavirus 

February 17, 2020

Coronavirus lingerie mask

With coronavirus fears sweeping the globe, you may find it difficult to choose a suitable gift for your special one this Valentine’s Day. Here are seven fun ideas to keep you and your partner safe and in the mood for love. Hazmat lingerie  Raise the temperature in the bedroom by getting her this sexy, impermeable […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Health, Holidays

Impressive: working mother fits in full hour of depression before work

December 9, 2019

Impressive: working mother gets in 1 hour of strenuous depression before work

MERSCH – A mother of two who holds a demanding job is proving that working mothers can do it all — by waking up early each morning in order to complete a full hour of serious depression before the day begins.  “I don’t even have to set my alarm,” said Valerie Tisdel, 41, in the […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Health, Leisure and Lifestyle, Parenting

7 signs you aren’t drinking enough alcohol

December 4, 2019

Alcohol Luxembourg

Luxembourg health experts often promote drinking water, but most forget to emphasize the importance of old-fashioned booze. Here are seven signs you may not be drinking enough alcohol. You’re wondering when the barman will return with change What are you, a bank teller? Scrooge McDuck? Stop counting pennies and order some more shots. You can […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Health, Leisure and Lifestyle

‘Insanity, heart attacks, possibly death’ the price for tram, official affirms

November 11, 2019

Luxembourg traffic terrible

Responding to criticism that the worsening traffic in Luxembourg City is tearing the social fabric, a top official is reminding the public that inconvenience is the price to pay for the construction of a light rail network. “Look, you wanted a tram, so that means digging holes and laying tracks,” said Lettie Folper, the city’s […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Health, Luxembourg City, Politics and Government, RTL Today, Transportation

Dramatic man dies of man flu

February 15, 2019

Man dies of man flu

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A weak and dramatic man has succumbed to man flu, several women close to him have derisively reported. It was two weeks ago when a local resident named Mark, whose last name is being withheld at the request of embarrassed women in his family, began to report symptoms of the imaginary disease. When […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Health

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