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7 signs you aren’t drinking enough alcohol

December 4, 2019

Alcohol Luxembourg

Luxembourg health experts often promote drinking water, but most forget to emphasize the importance of old-fashioned booze. Here are seven signs you may not be drinking enough alcohol. You’re wondering when the barman will return with change What are you, a bank teller? Scrooge McDuck? Stop counting pennies and order some more shots. You can […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Health, Leisure and Lifestyle

Man: wine with castle on label must be good

December 3, 2019

Wine with castle on label must be good, insists man

A Luxembourg resident who spent 20 minutes looking for a “decent but affordable” bottle of wine on Monday settled on one he determined was of superior quality due to an illustration of a castle on the label.  “Anytime you see a castle or the word ‘château,’ you know it’s got to be good,” the man […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Shopping

Lazy shopkeeper only now putting out Christmas stuff

December 2, 2019

Lazy shopkeeper only now putting out Christmas stuff

A woman who runs a gift shop in the centre of Luxembourg City has admitted to “extreme laziness” and “insensitivity to customers who love holiday-themed junk” as the reason why she’s only now putting out her annual Christmas display.  Sources indicate that the shopkeeper only started lighting Christmas-scented candles in the beginning of November, and […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Holidays, Leisure and Lifestyle, Luxembourg City, Shopping

6 Luxembourgish place names that sound like sex acts*

November 21, 2019

6 Luxembourgish place names that sound like sex acts

Péiteng If you and your partner engage in this, make sure to bring a raincoat and an umbrella. Dikrech  While this might sound like kinky fun, it usually results in an emergency visit to the urologist. Suessem Usually requires at least one participant to make noises suggestive of a vacuum cleaner. Rëmeleng Highly inadvisable, especially […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Languages, Leisure and Lifestyle, Luxembourg Countryside, Luxembourgish

Man crawls across Luxembourg City to raise awareness for dangers of after-work drinks

November 21, 2019

Luxembourg nightlife bar driunk man

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Repeatedly saying “ugh” and cursing at everyone who offered to help him, a man has crawled all the way through the capital as part of a one-man campaign to raise awareness for the dangers of after-work drinks.  “Two-for-one cocktails, oh, uh, not my fault, barman made ‘em strong, too strong,” said Bereldange resident […]

Filed Under: Dining and Nightlife, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Workplace

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