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Cannibals demand gatherings be limited to 1.5 people

Cannibals in Luxembourg

The organization that represents cannibals in the Grand Duchy is speaking out against the government, claiming that it’s “dangerous and irresponsible” to continue allowing gatherings of two or three people. “As we all learned in science class, all you need for virus transmission to occur are two individuals,” said Luxembourg Union of Cannibals president Jean […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Dining and Nightlife, Featured Article, Politics and Government

Expat relieved government not interested in her opinion about Covid measures anyway

Luxembourg expat relieved government doesn't care about her opinion about Covid anyway

A woman who moved to Luxembourg six years ago is expressing relief that the government hasn’t taken into account her stance on dealing with Covid, because she doesn’t know what to think anyway. “It would be nice to feel like I’ve got some kind of voice here, whether through voting, which I can’t do because […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Expats, Featured Article, Politics and Government

Schengen to be broken into 26 little Schengens

New Schengen area - 26 individual Schengens

BRUSSELS — Admitting that it’s no longer accurate to describe the 26-country area as a free-movement zone, European leaders have decided to carefully divide the Schengen area into 26 individual Schengen areas. European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen says that following a Zoom chat with national leaders, everyone agreed that it’s silly to go […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Europe, Featured Article, Politics and Government

American wishes Luxembourgers had less nuanced view of US elections 

A U.S. citizen who works in the Grand Duchy says he’s “shocked” by Luxembourgers’ refusal to have visceral reactions to American politics, and he strongly wishes they’d have a far less nuanced view of the recent elections.  On Wednesday, the day after Election Day, several of the man’s Luxembourgish colleagues asked for his thoughts, thinking […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Luxembourgish Customs, Politics and Government

Government to fix housing crisis by asking people who already own property to shut up about it

Luxembourg expensive housing solution

Admitting that it’s impossible to make housing in Luxembourg more affordable, officials are instead asking everyone who already owns a home to shut up about it. “The housing market is out of our control,” said Ministry of Housing and Social Blights spokesperson Felix Oberpries. “It’s too strong. It’s like those bodybuilders who used to play […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Politics and Government, Real Estate

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