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Woman stands in vaccine line for 3 days before realizing it’s massive line for Louis Vuitton store

June 4, 2021

Louis Vuitton shop Luxembourg line line

A woman who joined what she thought was the long line for the vaccination center in Kirchberg and waited for three days has discovered it was actually the line to enter the Louis Vuitton store in the city center.  “I took the tram out to Luxexpo and there were a bunch of people queuing up, […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Shopping

Expat wants to check with expat group before committing to brand of salt 

May 5, 2021

A freshly arrived expat who visited a Bereldange supermarket on Wednesday was about to buy a container of table salt when she decided it would be best to first check with her expats Facebook group.  “Hi everyone, hope you all are having a lovely day,” said Salomina Brinks, as a sensible but meek voice in […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Shopping

Man attempts conversation with strangers in supermarket elevator

April 21, 2021

Luxembourg man elevator conversation

STRASSEN — Proving again that Luxembourg is no longer the bastion of safety and order it once was, a man attacked two strangers on Sunday by attempting to talk to them in a supermarket elevator. “It’s busy today, huh?” said the attacker to two other shoppers as the elevator slowly descended. The female shopper nervously […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Shopping

Luxembourg woman caught buying 350 ml of hair conditioner

December 28, 2020

Non-essential Luxembourg

A Luxembourg resident was caught red-handed on Monday after she bought 350 milliliters of hair conditioner from a supermarket in Bertrange. Police spokesperson Marco Trausch says the culprit sneaked into an aisle that is blocked off due to the government’s ban on the sale of non-essential goods, which includes everything from shampoo to underwear and […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Shopping

How to survive Ikea being closed

November 25, 2020

Luxembourg Ikea closed

With the Ikea near Arlon still closed, many Luxembourg residents have been forced to delay their furnishing and redecorating projects, causing them to suffer from sadness and anxiety.  “Most of us aren’t equipped to handle a long wait for ready-to-assemble furniture and stylish, cheap accessories,” said Dr. M. Alphonse, a psychiatrist in Luxembourg City. “We […]

Filed Under: Belgium, Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Shopping

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